| A money-draining parasite on the home budget |     15.42% (216) | 
| My personal mental health plan |     32.41% (454) | 
| A dangerous folly from my youth |     10.35% (145) | 
| Taking up space that could be used for shoes |     3.43% (48) | 
| A part of me that will go after she does |     3.93% (55) | 
| A welcome diversion to her insane family |     5.00% (70) | 
| My bike IS my significant other |     29.48% (413) |