| A money-draining parasite on the home budget |   15.46% (218) |
| My personal mental health plan |   32.41% (457) |
| A dangerous folly from my youth |   10.35% (146) |
| Taking up space that could be used for shoes |   3.55% (50) |
| A part of me that will go after she does |   3.90% (55) |
| A welcome diversion to her insane family |   5.04% (71) |
| My bike IS my significant other |   29.29% (413) |