A money-draining parasite on the home budget |   15.59% (198) |
My personal mental health plan |   32.36% (411) |
A dangerous folly from my youth |   10.16% (129) |
Taking up space that could be used for shoes |   3.46% (44) |
A part of me that will go after she does |   3.94% (50) |
A welcome diversion to her insane family |   5.28% (67) |
My bike IS my significant other |   29.21% (371) |