Ride motorcycles, not drive them

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:48 am

This is for Nesarin......

What's the most common phrase uttered by English majors?

"Do you want fries with that?"

Anyway, my bike was 120 miles away just a couple of hours ago and I just rode in.

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:18 am

Second place is "Your pizza comes to $14.95, Sir" Laughing

I am thousands of miles from my bikes, but I'll see them by tomorrow night Confused

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:29 am

I chose to gude, control, and direct my (my two wheeled "vehicle") yesterday.

...and I rode my children last night in regards to completing homework on time...

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:21 am

D-Day wrote:

This is for Nesarin......

What's the most common phrase uttered by English majors?
"Do you want fries with that?"

genesound wrote:

Second place is "Your pizza comes to $14.95, Sir" Laughing

It's probably true! 8) Fortunately for me I got a decent job working as a network analyst, so the most common thing I say is. "OK, I'll look into that." While the most common thing I think is, "Why would you think it is the network when everyone else's connection is working fine?"

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:54 pm

fasterspider wrote:

Look at those hip hop assholes that have destroyed the language with their ignorant twist on things. Fucking retards.

Hey, I really enjoyed the irony in that statement!

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:11 pm

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:55 pm

fasterspider wrote:

Nesarin wrote:

But at the same time I want an admission that this is more like a pet peeve than it is a rule of the English language.

It is a rule of American English because those English that thought up the language never got it right. Razz

The fucking British still call a motorcycle a motorbike, morons.
So who has it right? Question

We do, the USA. Exclamation

Why do we have it right? Question

Because we are fucking bigger than you and will kick your ass if you give us any shit about it! Exclamation

It took a revolution and 230+ years to get it right and we are still evolving it every day.
Look at those hip hop assholes that have destroyed the language with their ignorant twist on things. Evil or Very Mad

Fucking retards.

Ride a motorcycle, drive a cage

Couple of points here... firstly us british morons call it a bike Razz

secondly america is smaller than us, its obvious as you have a smaller name. United states of America against United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Razz

Have to agree on the drive - ride thing though. drive implies a total lack of understanding of the dynamics of a bike..... and the absolute worst has to be " drive her "

A BIKE'S AN IT NOT A FREAKING HER Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:19 pm

british invasion

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:26 pm

Yeah...... we're after your bikes Razz

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:54 pm

is it our women you want

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:59 pm

All I want at the moment is your cam chain tensioners Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:41 pm

vyxxn wrote:

All I want at the moment is your cam chain tensioners Laughing

Yeah....that's how it started with India.... Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:29 pm

D-Day wrote:

vyxxn wrote:

All I want at the moment is your cam chain tensioners Laughing

Yeah....that's how it started with India.... Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:49 am

How about humping a motorcycle? Can you hump one? Twisted Evil

I know some of us are so in love with our bikes, we would like to! Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:36 pm

Its threads like this that keep me coming back to this site! Laughing

What a total waste of time... But thats just what I needed. 8)

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:43 pm

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:55 pm

I'm going to mount a steering wheel on a old "bike" and DRIVE it to work... Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:57 pm

Worthless

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:06 pm

holysmokes wrote:

Worthless

Yeah, Worthless
Because I want to see how you mount the throttle, clutch & brake

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:13 pm

Have one

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:16 pm

Thats easy, a automatic 3speed has no clutch.
A brake lever for a throttle and no front brake..

I have a wheel and a CT-70 just waiting... Razz

I'm surprised that you all think I could "drive" it though Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:51 pm

Cowtown wrote:

Thats easy, a automatic 3speed has no clutch.
A brake lever for a throttle and no front brake..

I have a wheel and a CT-70 just waiting... Razz

I'm surprised that you all think I could "drive" it though Laughing

You are cheating with a CT70 Randy.
I was thinking more along the lines of your CB1100F would be sporting a steering wheel? Razz

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:26 pm

So you're saying I could "drive" it?
Any Hondamatic would do.. Razz

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:42 pm

dbbl pst

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:01 am

Do I hear an echo? Rolling Eyes