Where the hell is everybody?

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:47 am

It's 5:30 am in L.A.!!!

You guys sleepy or some shit?

Usually I wake up about noon and there are 25 messages from the freakin east coast and NS by then.

Maybe we should just close the board and stay home,

LOL, just kiddin, have a great day! Laughing

I'm gonna BBQ some pork chops today, come on by, bring a side bitch, err... side dish, I have soft drinks and laughs Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:11 am

I don't know about yous guys, but around here laughs are the most important biker accessory that was ever invented. Better than oil, air, and water, laughs will git a biker through the damnest fixes. Starter broke? a belly laugh will entertain an AAA driver for a few minutes while he gets another truck onsite...

No gas? A well placed fart will entertain a towtruck driver damn near forever! Laughing

fuck all in my backpack, I have witts and a cellphone!!! saves me a whole lotta money!!! Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:26 am

Talking to yourself I see Gene! No one here? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:30 am

OldTimer wrote:

Talking to yourself I see Gene! No one here? Rolling Eyes

Fuck all that.... I'm off to the Coral Cafe for a real breakfast. Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:31 am

I guess that is why you and I are fat! Too many breakfasts! Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:33 am

Gotta go, will check in later today! 8)

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:33 am

OldTimer wrote:

I guess that is why you and I are fat! Too many breakfasts! Wink

Damn right, I'm outa here, that shit is not good cold Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:45 am

Rainy Sunday morning here, I slept in.
Too bad I got a lot of work to do on the bike and no garage. Crying or Very sad

Hope you guys enjoyed breakfast. Smile

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:19 am

Hell Yeah! I called Coral Cafe in Burbank and ordered take out!! Ham and eggs over easy and a side of Bacon! damn nice! Best breakfast for 5 miles!! no better deal at half the price! Not cheap, but not bad. I paid $12.50 with the tip. Damn good. Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:50 am

I just finished a wife made breakfast .

Cheezy scrambled eggs , sausage and muffins ... mmm good . Smile

Followed by fresh coffee . Wink

Hard to beat .

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:17 am

its june 15 and I just started a NICE WARM FIRE, in my living room stove , of course

cold . damp, fucked up weather

my head hurts

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:30 am

So... it's Father's day. I decided to send dear old dad $1000 at Amazon.com, but they're taking a little time to send him a notification. I suppose it will get there eventually Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:33 am

if you want gene, I can forward my pay pal address to you also Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:46 am

holysmokes wrote:

if you want gene, I can forward my pay pal address to you also Laughing

You want him to call you Daddy, too? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:50 am

I'm normally a $100 or $50 guy, if anything, so this was a very special occasion. I'm not big on birthdays or christmas unless I show up. I'm not changing that anytime soon either.

It's not that I'm scrooge, I just want to see the glee on my relative's faces when they see they hit the jackpot. I am the ultimate relative when I show up at Christmas with fistfulls of cash. Wink

Open that goddamned card with $500 in it and lives change!

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:56 am

gene is my bastard son

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:01 am

I'll get you a new dick for your plow John. If it lasts for more than 12 hours seek immediate medical attention. If they don't charge you, get legal advice. Maybe you better just stay in your room.

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:06 am

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:14 am

Dad is off to church, he will tell the right ppl about it. Wink

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:27 am

My dad is a classic. I gave him a massive 80 lb. 10"steel vice many (40) years ago, when I was in junior high school... $75 was almost as hard to get hold of then as $1000 is now!! Wink

I told him today that when he is dead and gone that I want that fuckin massive vice back, and he just laughed, Laughing

That's when I decided to give him a $1000n gift certificate,

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:35 am

my kids started dividing my after death stuff up, a few years ago, when I was 45

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:43 am

My dad is over 78 years old, and with any luck he will break 90 before he's done.... and he still knows what goddamned day of the week it is and can still check his bank account on the fuckin computer! Razz

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:45 am

hope so

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:51 am

holysmokes wrote:

gene is my bastard son

And, just think...you got away without paying even one Canadian dime in child support! Deadbeat Dad! Razz

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:54 am

Yeah, I just saw him 4 days ago! Twisted Evil